Danger. This is a warning. A warning to the whole world. You’re looking for WIFI. Sometimes you see something. A bit like this:

Don’t click it. Do not click it.

Once you’ve clicked it, they’re in your computer. They can see you. If they can see you, they might choose you. And if they do, you die. In 24 hours you’re dead. For a while. People’s souls are being uploaded to the internet. Some people get stuck. Their minds—their souls—trapped in the WiFi. Like echoes. Like ghosts. Sometimes you can hear their screams. On the radio. On the telly. On the net.

This is real. This is not a hoax. Or a joke. Or a story. This is real and I know that.

Because… I don’t know where I am.

Please. Please, if you can hear me. If you can hear this. I don’t know where I am.

*sigh* I miss Doctor Who, I should do some rewatching.

Say something, anything