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How to Keep Your Insanity

October 16, 2006

As I’ve mentioned before, I am very much abnormal. And as being such, I have to maintain my insanity… Maybe I should try this list which I found in my mail.

  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
  3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
  5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds”
  7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
  8. Dont use any punctuation.
  9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
  10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
  12. Sing Along At The Opera.
  13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
  14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
  15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
  16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, ‘Rock Bottom’.
  17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
  18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
  19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

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  • Reply raffhy October 16, 2006 at 3:14 am

    ang lupit mo nyahahahaha…but yung number 17 nagawa ko na yun, during my skul days….hehehehe keep ur in sanity einjhil…LoL…y tagal ng noypi?…ano balita?…..

  • Reply joiz October 16, 2006 at 4:11 am

    ung 3 nagagawa ko yun saka yung 9 paminsan minsan. ung 16 parang nagagawa ko pero hindi wrestling name, hahaha ung pangalan ko nung “lalaki pa ako” bwaahahahah 😆

    ung noypi di ko nga alam kung bat wala parin.. sana lang mabalik agad. :mrgreen:

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